pepsiman is simultaneously the most terrifying and most raw commercial mascot i’ve ever seen
❝ me and god, we don’t get along.❞
thirty-day coloring challenge | day six: create a coloring for dark images.
straight guys in gay porn like “ive never had a dick in me before”
I AM FUCKING CRYING OH MY GOD
parents: "let’s talk about your future"
For example, you can:
- be in a shampoo commercial
- start a boy band:
- spot some choice booty:
- break into song:
- see some people in frankly offensive outfits:
- attend a metal show:
- listen to some sick jams:
- discover zombieism:
- sample some tasty snacks:
- watch someone get burned bad:
- find something you really like:
- find something you really, really like:
- find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:
- and wonder if you left the stove on:
Imagine sleeping over at your icons house.